What really grinds my gears

[Ssr_Nick]

Oh thats another thing..

Twin Engine karts, where the people who run them claim they do 70+mph..

They don't... they do.. at the very max 40 now **** off.. (that is in now way a dig at you... mainly my local kart track that uses them)

[danthebangerboy]

Originally Posted by Ssr_Nick

--anger--

Do you feel better now? I do, and it was funny as hell!

[Ssr_Nick]

I never feel better..

We have a boss eyed scottish **** running the country and now Jesse Jackson is on a power trip because a black guy is president..

Jesse Jackson.. pfttt biggest racist **** ever

[unseen]

Deep breath....

Neds, chavs, and all like them.
Lentil munching, tree-hugging environmental hippy bastards.
People that can grow long hair (possibly related to hippies, but maybe not).
Adverts.
Green Adverts.
Sales people.
Marketing People.
Religion, and the sheep that follow it.
Bugged games. Don`t patch them, fix the bastards before I pay cash for them. Wankers.
Flatscreen TV/Monitors where the speakers rattle above 15% of the volume range.
Spam mail.
Telephones, including mobiles.
The Union/Britain/UK.
Gordon Brown.
Oberfuhrer Smith.
The rest of Gordon Brown`s retard cabinet, and party.
Orangemen. Orange marches, the scum that follow them, and everything else bigoted and vile in the same vein.
Big Brother. The state and the utterly pathetic TV crap that masquerades as entertainment for some people.
Warm beer.
Gin. WTF is that all about??. It`s foul.
Pop. Radio crap, not fizzy drinks.
Spiders.
People who eat squirrels. I`ll get you all some day.
The TV license fee. Enforced tax for TV propaganda that I wouldn`t watch if they paid me.
Sales, marketing, adverts, and all who try to sell. Mentioned already, but I do hate those bastards. Hang yourselves if you are one.
People ringing the doorbell when they have no reason being there.
Kiddie-fiddlers.
Thieves.
Egotists.
Flappy handed, Overly loud, screamy gay guys.
Bright sunlight on a computer screen.
Eco-warriors (see hippies above).
Sporks.
Global warming. Bollocks.
Stupidly bright blue LED`s on modern computer cases.
Coffee flavoured chocolates, ice cream or any other coffee flavoured thing that isn`t an actual coffee.
Kids.
Bloody Kids.
Those bastard Kids on trains that just don`t shut up and their fat, ignorant mother can`t even be bothered to tell junior to be quiet.
Those fat, ignorant mothers that can`t be bothered to tell junior to shut up.
People on trains, answering their mobiles, and inevitably saying "I`m on the train"
Bangin` tunes, Boy racers, Ricers, or anything else practised by the aforementioned neds/chavs.
Smackheads.
People round here that say "Um urny" instead of "I am not" ****ing retards.
Anyone, and I mean anyone that say grippers instead of racers.
Dust.
Long lists like this one.
Killjoys.
Boredom.

I could carry on forever, but It`d easily stretch over a hundred pages.
Yes. I am a miserable bugger.

[Ssr_Nick]

I may have just found myself a new best friend, all the global warning bollocks pisses me off bq well

[mookie427]

Originally Posted by Ssr_Nick

I may have just found myself a new best friend, all the global warning bollocks pisses me off bq well

yep....people bleating on forever and a day about how man is an evil CO2 emitting capitalist bullying bastard with no regard for mother nature and how we're all gonna die from 10 metre sea level rises and an average 5 degrees C temperature increase, when it's all just wrong!

Also hate those greeny do-gooder tree hugger vegetarian Green party 'Ambassadors for the Earth' who think that by getting in the way of what the majority want then things will be better, just last year a single hippy up a tree managed to delay the whole regeneration of Oxford town centre until 'some point' in the future

[Mackie The Staggie]

What grinds my gears…..well

· Insomnia – I just can’t get no sleep
· Orange marches in South of Scotland, really truly Scotland’s shame
· Overreaction to little things
· People talking to plants
· Hippy’s
· Skinheahds
· Pouncy hairstyles supported by kids wearing bright clothes, honestly never thought I would see that hit the north of Scotland.
· Sacha Baron Cohen
· Most movies made by Michael Bay
· (mainly) English people’s inability to pronounce Scottish names correctly (It’s Loch people not lock)
· Scottish open (golf) this weekend, and I’m working
· Any new Family Guy episode
· Sky TV not working……
· Actually all of Michael Bay’s movies (the view as some kind of military porn flick)

[G!NhO]

Originally Posted by Ssr_Nick

Arrogant Americans (You think you're superior, we know we're superior )

Thats what i don't like, nobody is superior, if you think you are then you are like Hitler.

[el pibe]

Sacha Baron Cohen

ahh come on ffs ! how can u hate Ali G/Borat/Bruno ?

[gezmoor]

Inconsiderate people. That covers a lot of things such as...


People that push in at bus stops (and queues in general)

Groups of people (usually on holiday) walking slowly 5 abreast on the pavement so that no body else can pass them.

Mothers having mothers meetings in the street with their prams blocking the pavement completely oblivious to everyone needing to get past.

On that note.. anyone else noticed how the concept of driving massive tanks on the roads is now happening in push chairs? I mean c'mon just how much public space does your 3 month old baby need to take up on the street, supermarket isle etc. and laughably there was a report recently complaining about the lack of space on buses for mothers with pushchairs !! well hey if you want to buy a push chair that's twice the size of a normal one that's your idiotic fault.

oooops..

[1993weeman]

Originally Posted by el pibe

ahh come on ffs ! how can u hate Ali G/Borat/Bruno ?

How can you like them. When he did Ali G he did a few good things but the rest were rubbish and in no way was it funny.
Borat is just as bad and ain't funny.
Bruno is probably just as bad. I hate all the adverts showing his film. It looks crap.

But OT again. I hate the Orange March.
People you call Pespi as Coke, they are two different things.
Company's who tried to copy Barr Irn-Bru and does a horrible job.
Eco people and my Chemistry teacher who claims that she is the best teacher in Scotland when on the last week of term she couldn't be brothered to teach us when we really needed to learn this part of the subject and nearly satrted crying
Oh this person in my year at school claims that he ain't gay he just says he is a bit feminine, But when you go around touching everybody mostly boys for no reason he must be gay. Also he is from Glasgow so he has a weird accent.

[Mackie The Staggie]

Originally Posted by el pibe

ahh come on ffs ! how can u hate Ali G/Borat/Bruno ?

One trick poney, all his characters are the same, just in different make up. Also every single catchphrase will be over-quoted by imbeciles up and down the country, up to the moment that it becomes too much, and a 25 year old Highland man goes on a rampage killing hundreds of pre-mentioned imbeciles.

[5haz]

Bono also grinds my gears, for christ's sake man, prancing around about poverty and starvation from the comfort of your tour bus or expensive residence, hypocrite.

Go back to making some half decent music, and stop trying to bloody rap!

[mookie427]

Originally Posted by 5haz

Bono also grinds my gears, for christ's sake man, prancing around about poverty and starvation from the comfort of your tour bus or expensive residence, hypocrite.

Go back to making some half decent music, and stop trying to bloody rap!

Bono and Al Gore....my god what a pair of wazzocks

[Dajmin]

There's way too many things for me to list them here. Check the blog link in my signature, I've probably covered most of the things in this thread at some point

[JJ72]

What really grinds my gears?

the 70 item list I just typed disappeared because i accidentally hit my mouse's "BACK" button, which I didn't know there was even one!!!!

@#$#@%#$$#$@%#@%

[danthebangerboy]

Bob Geldof, 'the shouty tramp' what a dick.

To use one of russel brands quotes;

Bob geldof, he knows all about famine, he's been living off i don't like mondays for the last 30 years.

[5haz]

This thread reminds me of this book I have 'Is it Just Me or is Everything Shit?', a rant about everything thats wrong with Britain, I reccomend it.

Oh and I'll add, celebrities that donate loads and pretend to care for those in poverty and starvation, and demand we do the same, when we're all struggling to make ends meet ourselves.

Bob Geldof is another 'rock star' past his sell by date who has turned to whinging about poverty in an attempt to cling on to fame and recognition, I bet in his mind he dosen't give a flying dungheap about little kiddies starving in East Africa. With those kind of things its the thought that counts, doing it just to get recognition is just Dick Bastardly in my opinion.

[mookie427]

Originally Posted by 5haz

This thread reminds me of this book I have 'Is it Just Me or is Everything Shit?', a rant about everything thats wrong with Britain, I reccomend it.

good book that, pick up 'How to be Right in a PC World Gone Wrong' too as it is sort of the same thing but a lot funnier

[Ssr_Nick]

Originally Posted by 5haz

Bono also grinds my gears, for christ's sake man, prancing around about poverty and starvation from the comfort of your tour bus or expensive residence, hypocrite.

Go back to making some half decent music, and stop trying to bloody rap!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNPSzLwcghE

[Crashgate3]

Originally Posted by 5haz

Bono also grinds my gears, for christ's sake man, prancing around about poverty and starvation from the comfort of your tour bus or expensive residence, hypocrite.

Go back to making some half decent music, and stop trying to bloody rap!

Can you actually go back to something that never existed in the first place?

[Mackie The Staggie]

Originally Posted by Crashgate3

Can you actually go back to something that never existed in the first place?

Touche sir.

Actually regarding Geldof, he did at the start of thing have the best intentions at heart and how he managed to capture a moment has to be applauded, unfortunately like many he doesn't know when to stop.

[5haz]

Originally Posted by Crashgate3

Can you actually go back to something that never existed in the first place?

Hahaha, U2 were actually quite a good band when they had Brian Eno helping them out, but then the rot (and the terrible sun glasses) set in.

[el pibe]

waiting 4 hours at a hospital reception to get assigned to a room. then wait an other 2 hours to finally get diagnosed of.... NOTHING.

[Thunderhead]

The fact that with every passing day, the world looks more and more like Orwell's 1984.

[Electric Eye]

I just noticed that a large number of Scottish people are taking part in this thread lol... Easily bothered?

Personally I hate liars, dishonest and two faced people and also ones whom you cannot trust... Loads of things, can't be arsed listing 'em all to be honest... : ) And it's sort of hard to think of them right now.

[gezmoor]

Originally Posted by el pibe

waiting 4 hours at a hospital reception to get assigned to a room. then wait an other 2 hours to finally get diagnosed of.... NOTHING.

Better than waiting all that time and being diagnosed with a life threatening illness that should have been treated 5 hours ago in order to save your life !!

[BigPeBe]

The fact that next Monday my military service starts.

Well actually, not that much. The weird part is that it doesn't "grind my gears" like I thought it's gonna do. In a way I have been psychologically preparing myself for the thought of mandatory military service at the age of 20 for my whole childhood. In a way I think I am a bit nervous, but at the same time I'm very calm.

I'm a bit surprised that I'm just a bit interested to see how it's going to be.

Well, next Monday I leave at around 14:30 and then two weeks later I get to my first weekend vacation.

At least I'm gonna have a lots of time to think stuff thru for the next year or so.

[SidiousX]

The rich juniors when I was in high school that would constantly do burnouts with their "parent's" flashy cars.

The "rednecks" at my hold high school (aka, "oh em gee!, camo and big trucks are teh awesome!")

ignorant people

illegal immigrants

not being able to find a job

Some good friends I've had for a while randomly decided to be complete ignorant assholes and not really care about others.

Kyle Petty commentating in Nascar on TNT

Having to wait to go to basic training...

"hardcore" kids(metalheads I guess too)

"wiggers"(come the hell on, you are white, act like it)

Dale JR fans (prepared to get flamed!)

Kyle Busch

Cant think of any others, but I KNOW I have plenty more.

[Foilpact]

Those idiots that sit in the fast lane on the motorway doing 62mph holding the country up.... If its a guy then he is doing it just to piss u off... If its a woman then they have no idea what all the problems about.... ITS THE PASSING LANE!!! not a lane so you can get a good scenic view of the other side o the road....