Surprise count(up)

[cannonfodder]

So we know there's a surprise set for April. Maybe a patch, maybe an announcement, maybe a progress report, maybe something else entirely.

Since we don't know exactly when it's due it's impossible to do a countdown. Therefore, let's do a count UP, starting April 1st!

March 31: Day Zero.

[xapexcivicx]

Sounds like a POST count up to me.

[Becky Rose]

A post count up ! I'll have some of that...

[Ball Bearing Turbo]

Sure why not, me too... Rack em up.

[Hankstar]

+1
:tilt:

[Martin Deutschland]

:Kick_Can_

[Lajoosh_]

hay guys! whats going on here?:nut:

[hrtburnout]

Time's ticking!!!

[SchneeFee]

:munching_

[Unforgiven]

:drink:

[Micha]

:bandit:

[CHR20000]

:ghostie: :heyjoe67_ :bat: :em31:

[hrtburnout]

:boing:

[rediske]

:sleep1:

[wollschaf]

:sheep:

[nesrulz]

:munching_:boing:

[mr_x]

:banana_ra :bewarespa

are we at 1 yet?

[Matrixi]

Dum de dum... :Kick_Can_

[DeXteRrBDN]

:hyper: Can't wait!

[bo-kristiansen]

:boat: gone sailin' call me when news

[Madman_CZ]

:juggle:

[hrtburnout]

It's out! Check LiveForSpeed.net !!!!!!!!!






























Lol! April Fools Day :D

[Madman_CZ]

what!!!! where??? where????

ohhh u nastly piece of work u!!!!! :trampolin hrtburnout :chairs:

[Funnybear]

Dammit man. That was gunna be my joke!!

[MyBoss]

I hate 1st April

[L(Oo)ney]

Hands up then, who fell for it? ;)

*slightly raises hand..*

[Michel 4AGE]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPp

Good mørning

[bo-kristiansen]

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[Ger Roady]

:spider: (29) (28) (27) (26) (25) (24) (23) ....

[Michel 4AGE]

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[bo-kristiansen]

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[bo-kristiansen]

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[bo-kristiansen]

damit u win :schwitz:

[Michel 4AGE]

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[bo-kristiansen]

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[Michel 4AGE]

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Ahhh :D Didn't saw it untill now :Looking_a

[mr_x]

well... i've seen everything now :) O's and Crosses on a forum... hehe

dont believe anything today! i was almost fooled on the BHM website about the RBR Source... then i remembered what day it was :)

[Sniiki]

http://forums.utassault.net/images/smilies/submitted/squirrel/sofa.gif
Think we need something bigger
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[bo-kristiansen]

:evil: :razz:

[Madman_CZ]

http://forums.utassault.net/images/smilies/submitted/squirrel/sofa.gif
Think we need something bigger
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u could play connect four with that .. lol

[Micha]

Patch Q is out!!!!! ;)

[Jakg]

Patch Q is out!!!!! ;)and has been for ages....:)

[Jakg]

Sounds like a POST count up to me.and whats wrong with that?:D

[Vykos69]

There you go: http://www.liveforspeed.net/file_lfs.php?name=LFS_S2_ALPHA_PATCH_S.zip

[nesrulz]

There you go: http://www.liveforspeed.net/file_lfs.php?name=LFS_S2_ALPHA_PATCH_S.zip

DAMN! :)

[spankmeyer]

God this is going to be a long thread/month...

[Madman_CZ]

yup and probably the most pointless thread in the whole forum......:D

[Frankmd]

Huh, R comes after Q right? Or wait,

a b c e d f g h j i k m l n o p r q s t u p i d w v x z y

No, indeed, it's the S...

[Phill]

god this thread is halarious! :D and :pillepall :tilt:

[Jakg]

Huh, R comes after Q right? Or wait,

a b c e d f g h j i k m l n o p r q s t u p i d w v x z y

No, indeed, it's the S...loooooool, finally i learnt the alphabet properly!:D

[(SaM)]

God, i feel so stupid. I thought Victor said april 1st. But he just generally said April.

Hmm that's still 30 days to go. :x



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[Blackout]

:hihi:

[FinnishFlash]

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[KNAPPO]

:lfs: :spin::boing::heartbeat:eclipseeh:rolleyes2 :biggrinfl :twirl: :thumb: :checkered

[Kajojek(PL)]

I wonder what you people could do, if the patch didnt come out in April.:D

[tristancliffe]

Dammit Vykos - I couldn't decide whether to try that link. But I had to, just in case... You know when you've been 404'd :shy:

[Jakg]

:lfs: :spin::boing::heartbeat:eclipseeh:rolleyes2 :biggrinfl :twirl: :thumb: :checkeredahh, i love emoticons![smilie deleted]
although i dont love the emoticon limit!

[Madman_CZ]

hmm... tristan guess anything can happen on april fools... also got 404'd!

edit*:monkey:

[_rod_]

:moped::rofl::smileyrai:bump::saythat::drummer: :woohoo::laola::lfs::dnfnoob:

[Jakg]

:moped::rofl::smileyrai:bump::saythat::drummer: :woohoo::laola::lfs::dnfnoob:how did you get so many?

[Vykos69]

Dammit Vykos - I couldn't decide whether to try that link. But I had to, just in case... You know when you've been 404'd :shy:
owned by April fools day. ;) Gotcha!

[_rod_]

I just putted them normally, didnt have to do anything but to choose them

[Vendetta]

we could try to tell a story with smilies :

:munching_:sick: :sleep2:

[Rappa Z]

dddddddduuuuuuhhhhhhhhhdddddddduuuuuuhhhhhhhhhdddd dddduuuuuuhhhhhhhhhdddddddduuuuuuhhhhhhhhhdddddddd uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhdddddddduuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

[DratsaB]

lol its like a pack of rabbid dogs in here :D

[Madman_CZ]

a story huh?

:sleep2::bath::munching_:eclipseeh:auto: :yikes: :bananadea :ambulance :tombstone

[Vendetta]

:bananadea <- you could of used that somewhere in their :D

[MataGyula]

April is going to be a damn loooooooooong month |O_°|

[hrtburnout]

what!!!! where??? where????

ohhh u nastly piece of work u!!!!! :trampolin hrtburnout :chairs:

:D

[Micha]

lol this is sooooo crazy....

I wanna have the surprise!!! gimme gimme gimme gimme....PLEASE!

I already failed my exam because of LFS, I think this gives me the right to become betatester. :scratchch

[mr_x]

lol this is sooooo crazy....

I wanna have the surprise!!! gimme gimme gimme gimme....PLEASE!

I already failed my exam because of LFS, I think this gives me the right to become betatester. :scratchch

:Looking_a oh dear....

well... this thread is certainly random, i'll give it that much!

EDIT: the best april fools thing so far has to be the the one on BHM about RBR source code! :D i found that hilarious and peoples reactions... some just dont know how to take a joke!! :)

[Chaos]

a story huh?

:bananadea :ambulance :tombstone or a happy ending >
:ambulance :doctor: :nurse: :heart: :lovies3d: :couple: => :huepfenic

[Rappa Z]

What's next? Kids???

[Chaos]

What's next? Kids???
the jumping smileys represent kids ;), i could not find any appropriate smiley...

[Hyperactive]

I thought they were going to have some group laav...

:shrug:

[Madman_CZ]

i like your ending better Chaos :thumb:


:rock_band:woohoo::drink: s2 update sooo close!!!! lets open the bottles and get wasted!!!!! :nut::monkey: anyone up for a dance?!!

mad :hyper:

[Ball Bearing Turbo]

Maybe we can make the longest thread ever, if we keep this up by the end of the month (should Scawen tarry) we could have over 3000 replies!
:spyoda:

[OPK]

Make this thread sticky, plz ^^

lol @ Frankmd, best joke today :)

[bo-kristiansen]

me have a secret... naah naah naaah naahhh naaaaahhhh :razz:

(dont tell anyone please) :x


:smileypul

[Blackout]

Show us the rain then :razz:

[mr_x]

this thread should be called:
Surprise(post) count(up)

[deggis]

What, no patch today? THERE'S NO REASON TO LIVE! :schwitz:

[LRB_Aly]

Arrrgh the waiting drives me crazy :)

[Madman_CZ]

me have a secret... naah naah naaah naahhh naaaaahhhh :razz:

(dont tell anyone please) :x


:smileypul

lol rain and high winds... sounds like a hurricane type weather..... must be interesting to race in :D

[Blackout]

You guys going to have a looooooooooooooooooooooong April ahead...or part of it.


:mouse::monkey2::bat::banana::elefant::snail: :parrot: :monkey::bunny3: ....a zoo :shy:

[filur]

:trophy: :checkered :toad: :color:

[spankmeyer]

Magic mushrooms... mmm...

[FallenReaper]

Reminds me of mario kart..

[Rappa Z]

me have a secret... naah naah naaah naahhh naaaaahhhh :razz:

(dont tell anyone please) :x


:smileypul

yea, u edited a shot.

[Ball Bearing Turbo]

:trophy: :checkered :toad: :color:

COOOL!:thumbsup: :razz:

Reminds me of that special stage in NFS2 (back in the day NFS2 was cool playing splitscreen with friends!)

[Madman_CZ]

heh ive recently managed to get The Need for Speed (original)to work on xp and have been playing that.... still a classic!!!! use to love the fmv of the badass cop with those glasses........:D

mad

[Kajojek(PL)]

Show us the rain then :razz:
He gave me this patch. Look at the attachments.

[Ball Bearing Turbo]

heh ive recently managed to get The Need for Speed (original)to work on xp and have been playing that.... still a classic!!!! use to love the fmv of the badass coz with those glasses........:D

mad

Good times, good times.... :tilt:

[Ger Roady]

He gave me this patch. Look at the attachments.

picture 4 is a fake :smileypul

[mr_x]

picture 4 is a fake :smileypul

1-3 look real enough though!!!:razz:

[Madman_CZ]

one is definitely real!!! must have somekind of photoshop filter on it :hyper:

[filur]

FXO? :scratchch

[Madman_CZ]

heh this thread is getting more random by the hour!!! but what the heck.. lets join in the fun....:tilt:

[DamnGER]

waiting
waiting
waiting
...
:drummer:
cant' wait
cant' wait
cant' wait
...
:something

[Taavi(EST)]

OK i'll join the party too, money transfer pending because of this....
http://www.doubleblind.ca/files/2005-05-10-del-mar-racetrack-after.jpg
http://www.statecapitoldragway.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/racetrack.jpg
http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash73.jpg
http://www.ozebook.com/cars/kaumin01.jpg

enough for now....

[deggis]

Next addition for LFS: grid girls :Eyecrazy:

http://www.americanlemans.com/Gallery/5/5319200513303218.JPG

[Kajojek(PL)]

Oh yes the seond and the fourth picture is fake. I edited it in Photoshop.

[nosliw]

LEMONS





:shy:

[hrtburnout]

Let's do the Monkey dance !!:monkey:

[Vendetta]

another game of tic tac toe anyone?

[Dethred]

Still waiting? Its funny watching people expect updates and patches almost 1.5 years after the original expected release date. Probably aught to just find another game to play, Netkar Pro should be out before S2 Final. Why not worry about that?

[Zero7]

Oh well, here goes...

Once upon a time there was......

[nosliw]

Oh well, here goes...

Once upon a time there was......

a lemon.....

[n2oaddict]

that died.

[hrtburnout]

Veeeeery painful

[JJ72]

then he became juice.

[Blackout]

And got shipped to

[MataGyula]

Alaskaaaa :D

[bo-kristiansen]

Japan, where he became a famous...


dammit too late :dunce:

[Madman_CZ]

UK, where he was consumed by meeeeeee!!!!! :mischievo

[bo-kristiansen]

and you got sick and went to th doctor and he fel in love with you and...

[DeXteRrBDN]

Madman did not consumed a regular lemon, he ate a mutant lemon and...

[Madman_CZ]

I am sure the guy didnt mean to type LEMONS BUT LEMANS :D

[Blackout]

they got married and had honeymoon in Twickenham and there...

[bo-kristiansen]

Twickenham....? where the h*** is that... :Looking_a

..anyway, they never left because they could not find their GTI in the parking lot...

[Screeny]

..until a magic force had shown the way to go. So they...

[Funnybear]

Thought they could go racing . . .

.http://www.rustbucket.demon.co.uk/bangers.html

[MataGyula]

and then suddenly the Yakuza came and did a drive-by on them :O but ...

[Madman_CZ]

but madman and the mutant lemon managed to jump and dive behind a old parked ford mustang (in matrix style slooow moooo) being missed by the bullets. They crawled into open manhole on a near by green and survived the assasination attempt........ so their lives continue

[MataGyula]

Madman and teh mutant lemon were in a desperate situation, as now the russian maffia wanted them too ... but Santa Claus heard that they need help, and ...

[Rappa Z]

dammit. We all dropped nuclear warheads on eachother and even or shelters were destroyed.(No, u weren't in space when it happened). Then the life on earth ceased until forever.

[Hyperactive]

...until...

[spankmeyer]

...fallout clouds opened and revealed a...

[Madman_CZ]

floating paradise island above the clouds..........

[MataGyula]

... Full of PlayMates :nana: ...

[Julppu]

Then came the droids...

[MataGyula]

And what happened to the girls ? O_O

[Rappa Z]

We were all killed by Osama

[Micha]

I have chatted with God!
go http://www.titane.ca/igod/


Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything
Me:
When will S2 be released?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
what date exactly?
God:
Precisely. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
And?
God:
but...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
So when will it be released?
God:
I hear you. When nature makes it so.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Are you Scawen?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Scawen.
I am a chatterbot developed by myself.
Me:
You are Scawen!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Scawen.
Me:
I knew it ;)
God:
:) How did you know?
Me:
You don't give answers about the release date!
God:
Do you give answers about the release date? No I do not do that.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
OK.

[AlfaLover]

I have chatted with God!
go http://www.titane.ca/igod/


Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything
Me:
When will S2 be released?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
what date exactly?
God:
Precisely. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
And?
God:
but...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
So when will it be released?
God:
I hear you. When nature makes it so.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Are you Scawen?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Scawen.
I am a chatterbot developed by myself.
Me:
You are Scawen!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Scawen.
Me:
I knew it ;)
God:
:) How did you know?
Me:
You don't give answers about the release date!
God:
Do you give answers about the release date? No I do not do that.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
OK.

:trampolin :chairfall:smash3d: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ,

Oh Scawen don't torture our minds :something more, please take out patch soon or fix a date.:hypnotize

[Rappa Z]

Me:
Will i die tommarow?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
Will i buy S3
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
When is the new patch coming for S2
God:
When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
What is the exact value of pi?
God:
PI = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169039937 5 approximately.
Me:
Will i go to heaven
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
Will i go to hell.
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
will i make a high-wealth job
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
hallaluya
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
will Dave Chapalle have a 4th season
God:
I think so.
Me:
y not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism..
Me:
Will i own the LFS community
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
will i own a ferrari
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
y not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " The oracle says: You never know."? Why?.
Me:
am i gonna be gay
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
if i'm gonna die tommarow how will i be rich
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
i'm pretty poor
God:
Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Were do i live
God:
The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
more specificly
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
dammit
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Will i go into becoming a pro racer
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
y
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
what do u want?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
u already are
God:
I am?
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
are u Scawen
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Scawen.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
u crappy computer
God:
Interesting gossip: said I crappy computer.
Me:
were do u live
God:
My location is Heaven.
Me:
were in heaven
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
i've never been thre
God:
Can you imagine being thre?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are u a cross-dresser
God:
Am I a cross dresser? No.
Me:
y not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say..
Me:
k
God:
I understand.
Me:
k
God:
That's alright.
Me:

God:
That's alright.
Me:

God:
That's alright.

[mr_x]

lmao gotta love the robots on msn... they make so much sense! while not making any sense at all! :D

[Zero7]

My god, what have I started!!

[Blackout]

:rofl:

[hrtburnout]

How do I add chat robots?

[Rappa Z]

Go to deathclock.com to learn when you'll die. i'm dieing Wednesday, December 1, 2049. WTF i'll be 55?

[Madman_CZ]

Thursday, February 24, 2084 my god!!! ill be 99 years old!!! ill be a vegetable!!! probably tube fed...... washed by some machine who by then replaced nurses.......

rights thats it... giving up drinking alcohol today!!!! will eat more healthy!!! do more exercise!! lessen the hours spent infront of the computer so that i still have a spine at the age of 99......

have lots of kids so they can take care of me!!!

*edit* ooo try this.. draw a pig and it tells you a few things about you!!!
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/

[Rappa Z]

u optimist. I changed from pesimist to optomist and gaind 44 years.99!!!!!!!!

[Rappa Z]

death clock says my little brother will die first?

[spankmeyer]

Should I be doing more work to hit the morning deadline or post nonsense at LFS forum? I love the image of thousand disappointed LFS fans sighing in unison if the surprise turns out to be something less than stellar. Hype is a bad, bad thing, my hairy friends. :smileypul

[Vendetta]

the message was to long to paste :D

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[Rappa Z]

hey, boobs, i asked when i would die and it said today. And i'm gonna be rich:)

[Rappa Z]

bye world:):):):):):)crap i'm proabably goin' to hell:(

[bo-kristiansen]

...until...


noone noticed it...

..but congratz with the 1000 posts :razz:

[LRB_Aly]

Well the new patch would spice things up for me if it was released in the next days. Thursday Ger EAS Race, friday 2nd quali in MoE, saturday 6h Kyoto MoE and sunday is the next round of Score GT Challenge. Probably the car settings will be wrong with the update and that would leave very few hours to redo 3 different setups that works fine. But on the other hand I also can't await the patch.

[mr_x]

noone noticed it...

..but congratz with the 1000 posts :razz:

:spam::bewarespa:spam4:

i think thats all the spam ones :D

:saythat:

[bo-kristiansen]

yumm yumm...

[Viper93]

spam is good, had a girl in the dorms try to fry spam... she left it on too long and almost burned the dorm down

[bo-kristiansen]

okay, we dont have spam in Denmark, but we have this...


:sour:

[Hyperactive]

Aiming for the 2nd thousand :D
And I did the "pig test":

Hyperactive's piggie:
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2006/4/3/1007041.jpg
Click to view my test results (http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=1007041&p=0&hof=1&q=personality+test)

"they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals" :D

EDIT: I am not a piggie :D

[AndroidXP]

WTH, a spam thread and I didn't *contribute* to it, how did this happen? :confused:

[felplacerad]

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2006/4/3/1007052.jpg
pig pig pig (http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=1007052&p=0&hof=0&q=personality+test)

(http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=1007052&p=0&hof=0&q=personality+test)

[Madman_CZ]

lol... looks like a rat!

talking of pigs.. spam and bacon watch this http://www.zeblong.com/breakfasttransformer/

bet ur bacon does this in denmark!!!!! :D

[filur]

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2006/4/3/1007175.jpg

I won't link to the test results, that tail bit is just silly. :grumpy:

[MataGyula]

@filur
LOL thats a nice pig :DDDD

[deggis]

You guys suck at drawing!

I did this in 5 mins:

http://www.hedweb.com/animals/pig.jpg

:trampolin:

[Madman_CZ]

heh.... no tail and no legs...
With less than 4 legs,
no legs = they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.


The length of the tail indicates the quality of their sex life.
length of tail = And again more is better! You drew no tail, LOL at Deggis!!

[filur]

You guys suck at drawing!

http://orlyowl.com/upload/files/orlypig.jpg

[deggis]

LOL, did you made that? :D

[felplacerad]

squee?

http://hem.bredband.net/thoedo/p2g.jpg

[L(Oo)ney]

Ok, whatever drugs you lot have been taking, hand them over please.

[KaverL]

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/2889/10073481ui.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:O

[L(Oo)ney]

Nice drawing kav. Heres my pig drawing, hope you like. ;)

http://www.lincs.police.uk/uploadedfiles/Local%20Stations/skegclock.jpg

[KaverL]

hehe :D.. and thanks :)

[Blackout]

Police using FXO? Oh...wait..no :schwitz:

[GT Touring]

Hmm i found this.... it seems the new update is universal as to the direction this thread is going.

and what does anyone know really

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O O
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[Jakg]

Nice drawing kav. Heres my pig drawing, hope you like. ;)

http://www.lincs.police.uk/uploadedfiles/Local%20Stations/skegclock.jpg:thumb:

[Rappa Z]

crap, still i want my PATCH.

[bo-kristiansen]

FEL yor are not using one of my eyes from msn are u...? :Looking_a

:D

[felplacerad]

FEL yor are not using one of my eyes from msn are u...? :Looking_a

:D

not currently, no - would you like me to?

[bo-kristiansen]

not currently, no - would you like me to?

oohh... noooo :D

[mr_x]

Nice drawing kav. Heres my pig drawing, hope you like. ;)

http://www.lincs.police.uk/uploadedfiles/Local%20Stations/skegclock.jpg

lmao... that made a bad day good:D nice one!

[bo-kristiansen]

the surprise new car in the update

[filur]

the surprise new car in the update

:uglyhamme :something :uglyhamme

[Rappa Z]

A joke.
I did your mom....*laid her*
a favor....
and made you....
a sandwhich.

[Rappa Z]

when is the patch comin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like the avatar?

[MyBoss]

You should know, you that can predict the future and everything.

[MataGyula]

is this thread dead ? /O_o\ :D

[axus]

Fortuantely :P

[bo-kristiansen]

:weeping:

[spankmeyer]

Long live post count whoring! :D

[ayrton senna 87]

pig (http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=1019349&p=0&hof=1&q=personality+test)

[Ball Bearing Turbo]

Long live post count whoring! :D

:nana:

[Madman_CZ]

so... mutant lemons :scratchch

[ajp71]

Well suppose I've spammed enough in the nK anticipation thread perhaps we could have a general anticipation thread and see how big we can make it before nK Pro and Patch R are released?

[MataGyula]

then we need to hurry , as netkar is going to be out soon P:

[The Very End]

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[MataGyula]

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[axus]

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:xpirate:

New game - I'm X's

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[Nighthawk]

New game - I'm X's

ok were in! :smileypul

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[Qurpiz]

Aww this patch has to come soon...
If it's not out soon, I don't think I can make it...

[spankmeyer]

You do look a bit pale already.

[axus]

New game - I'm X's

ok were in! :smileypul

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[jjones]

:color::juggle::001_007::woohoo:

[Nighthawk]

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huh?

[axus]

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huh?

You said you are X's and there was one of each on the field so I figured it is my go and pit an O in the middle.

[Nighthawk]

lol ok! my failure! missunderstand then....
(i thought u are X´s)
lets continue!

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[axus]

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[Hyperactive]

I win:

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[Rappa Z]

o rly?

l x l x l x l
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l x l x l x l

i think i win:) and u :bananadea

[Nighthawk]

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[axus]

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[Nighthawk]

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hm....:scratchch :shrug:

[hrtburnout]

erik jan land II
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2006/4/10/1019687.jpg
Click to view my test results (http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=1019687&p=0&hof=1&q=personality+test)

[hrtburnout]

BurnOut's pig
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2006/4/10/1019687.jpg
Click to view my test results (http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=1019687&p=0&hof=1&q=personality+test)

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[DeeS]

hehe;]

[axus]

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Draw!

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:razz:

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[n2oaddict]

Yeah, Grats. You'll receive a prize of €300 in the next 0,5 seconds.

[axus]

|o|o|o| <--- :tilt:
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TIP: Start at the corner - it is the best first move. :D

EDIT: My post count enjoyed that - that's the only count up that this thread has been about... anyone up for another?

[n2oaddict]

You sure? :P

[axus]

Yeah... I spent a day analyzing every O's and X's possibility (I was bored)... and starting at the corner has the most win possibilities + most people know most variations of the center start because it is most common.

[n2oaddict]

Yeah, I always start in the center.

[Nighthawk]

well the whole life starts in center isn't it?

gratz axus! :smileypul

p.s. if i wrong dont hurt me! :shrug: :razz: :D :scratchch

[axus]

I'm getting so much respect for winning a game of e-(0's and X's)... :smileypul

[Nighthawk]

http://d-r-t.net/DRT/e107_images/emotes/hawk/rofl1.gif
yep :razz::D

[XCNuse]

hm.. surprise must be what has been brought to the attention of the developers by the new and 4th developer Mr. Leo.. .. water.. and LOTS of it :p
hm.. maybe bad smells too but .. that would be kind of hard to code.. but then.. we would know when its time for someone to change oil :p

WATER TEMPERATURE!..is my bet

[mr_x]

what's the count up at now then? i've lost count already xD

[DeXteRrBDN]

CountDown: 19
CountUp: 11

I hope I'm right XD

[deggis]

Now that nK POO is out and bashed everywhere, it would be good time to release the patch. People needs balsam for their wounds. :D

[cannonfodder]

April 11: Day 11.

With all the Netkar Pro news going around in the past few weeks, maybe the surprise is a Formula XR with the wings&undertray taken off, skinny tires put on and sidepods squashed to make a pseudo-Formula Ford?:scratchch

[bo-kristiansen]

:riceboy:

[Righteous]

Now that nK POO is out and bashed everywhere, it would be good time to release the patch. People needs balsam for their wounds. :D

Strangley enought, I thought the same thing. They could really cause some problems for netkar, as it is very dissapointing. An lfs patch would signal doom..

[bo-kristiansen]

yep... its actually perfect timing for the LFS devs, IF the netKarpro sucked. ....and it seems it did... :scratchch

c'mon kick me kick me :razz:

[filur]

.. IF the netKarpro sucked.

nKPro's release has to be one of the least successful ever, the slogan "Just Drive!" kinda stopped being neat after 50 people posted "how the hell do i start the car?", the massive hype and "most anticipated game" didn't make the 1992 styled UI, dotnet error messages, unlock failures and 30 second ping times better, and the sound is probably the worst of any game trying to make the sound of car engines ever.

Too much work on "photomode" and screenshots, the game itself is clearly still pre-alpha.

Oh, if you try the demo you won't be able to know how fast you're going, or which gear you're in, need to pay for them tasty features.

[Kashopi]

NKPro must change their policy with the demo users.
I wont buy a meant-for-multiplayer-sim if I can't taste it!
And the display in the wheel is a must! What kind of ideas kunos had to slip it out the demo version? And how about the seat configuration?
If NKPro wants to be an alternative to LFS first it must be a REAL working alternative.
Releasing such a demo is like no releasing demo at all. Not for me.

[Vykos69]

Eh, Yo, brazilians, there you have your finished product: www.netkar-pro.com

*scnr* :p

[(FIN)Eza]

Eh, Yo, brazilians, there you have your finished product: www.netkar-pro.com (http://www.netkar-pro.com)

*scnr* :p

hahah :D

[Madman_CZ]

NKPro must change their policy with the demo users.
I wont buy a meant-for-multiplayer-sim if I can't taste it!
And the display in the wheel is a must! What kind of ideas kunos had to slip it out the demo version? And how about the seat configuration?
If NKPro wants to be an alternative to LFS first it must be a REAL working alternative.
Releasing such a demo is like no releasing demo at all. Not for me.

the seat in netkar is configurable in the demo version. The options are under car setup and under the misc tab.....

but i agree with u! why the hec cant demo people see HUD? doesnt make sense and why we cant test the multiplayer either i have no idea. Demo is meant to want you to buy the full finished product, well i am afraid netkar at the moment what they have released as demo doesnt do that...

mad

[Nighthawk]

ok, now we know every day an update!
lets play! :razz:

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[Kajojek(PL)]

ok, now we know every day an update!
lets play! :razz:

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[(SaM)]

Superhyper Cheat Mode

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I win.

[Nighthawk]

Superhyper Cheat Mode

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I win.

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pownded! i win! :pillepall:D:smileypul:razz: