NaBUru38
18th February 2006, 21:33
Ladies & Gentlemen, I'm showing you for the first time in history a new concept in racing. Drag, slipstreaming, obstacle-avoiding, all together.
Two to six cars, christmas tree lights, a spray line (sorry, too much too furious) and a straight.
Now... were you thinking about a highway with slot-steering, fast esses and dense traffic? You're wrong (unless you make a mod).
...but what? An infinite empty straight? No, there will be blocked lines, under-construction areas, narrow bridges, transversal truck&trailers, airport-like tyre chicanes, car accidents, police roadblocks...
(¡¡¡Boring!!!)
But there's more.
You have seen Disc Jockeys, Video Jockeys and Table Jockeys (DnD).
But you will see... Straight Jockeys (by NaBUru ©)
The SJ will choose the obstacles the drivers will find on-race... live.
Yeah, I know LFS fans will not accept this. But it's nice to hear jokes about farfetched nonsense.
Go on, I'm hearing.
Two to six cars, christmas tree lights, a spray line (sorry, too much too furious) and a straight.
Now... were you thinking about a highway with slot-steering, fast esses and dense traffic? You're wrong (unless you make a mod).
...but what? An infinite empty straight? No, there will be blocked lines, under-construction areas, narrow bridges, transversal truck&trailers, airport-like tyre chicanes, car accidents, police roadblocks...
(¡¡¡Boring!!!)
But there's more.
You have seen Disc Jockeys, Video Jockeys and Table Jockeys (DnD).
But you will see... Straight Jockeys (by NaBUru ©)
The SJ will choose the obstacles the drivers will find on-race... live.
Yeah, I know LFS fans will not accept this. But it's nice to hear jokes about farfetched nonsense.
Go on, I'm hearing.