Where did all these aussies come from??

[senn]

Good to see some Australian (i know there's some been here a while, talkin about the new ones) users using the forums, seems like theres a lot more this month......good stuff. Hi to you all :)

[!RAM!]

Welcome to the Australians :D
Enjoy your stay at LFS hotel/forums :P

how many Australians in total are there?

[Racer X NZ]

Don't get confused by the flag, most of them are really Kiwi's.

[senn]

awwwwwwwww BEACHED AS BRO :) hehehe

[farcar]

There have always been plenty of Aussies on the forums, but are any any of the pickup race servers populated? I must admit I haven't played LFS for ages. Mainly because there were no populated local servers. :(

A while back there was usually at least 10 racers on a server somewhere.
Bring those days back! :nod:

[Becky Rose]

Where did all these aussies come from??
The state penitentiary?

*runs for cover (and the comfort of a sheep she's just wrestled free from the claws of a Kiwi)*

[tinvek]

don't forget that this is where all the crooks came from in the first place :(

agree about the sheep though, we can satisfy our sheep here in wales without any kiwis sticking their oar ( or any other part ) in :thumb:

[Racer X NZ]

It's ok, we've got plenty of our own sheep.

( So where in the flock have you been ? )

[radnes]

awwwwwwwww BEACHED AS BRO :) hehehe
are you parched bro?

[Damo74]

are you parched bro?

I might go git sum fush & chups ey bro?

[richo]

true bro, i,m off to the wholesalers in my jandals to full up ma chilly bun with some Lion Reds hey cuz.

Sweet choice

[Dajmin]

By crikey mate, these are top blokes and I think it's proper ripper that they're here.

Even if I have absolutely no idea what the bloody criminal colonials are saying in this thread :)

[V3NOMOUS]

Wow Fair few Aussies floating around. But We only eat plankton :P.

[farcar]

The state penitentiary?

Not a bad jail you Brits sent us to. Thanks! :thumb:

[radnes]

i need to get wet asap

[[DUcK]]

sup :D

[Blackknight555]

Not a bad jail you Brits sent us to. Thanks! :thumb:
Yeah,cheers:D ay!!

Don't get confused by the flag, most of them are really Kiwi's.

Just for the record,,,im a aussie not NZ'er.NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING wrong with them,I have a good mate thats Kiwi !!
Well apart from using our flag lol...hmm... why is that? can anyone tell me:scratchch?

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Just wanted to say "great to see more aussie LFS'ers" and hi to them all :tilt:
P.s. Just for laughs heres a pic i had lying around....
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/6024/aussiemadmapzs5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/aussiemadmapzs5.jpg/1/w1018.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img373/aussiemadmapzs5.jpg/1/)

[Arrow.]

is here

www.mondaynightracing.com <- theres more of us here :thumbsup:

[Exile R]

so what they said was true? :razz: WELCOME AUSSIES! there a great bunch of guys on servers, quite funny too, just um.. short temperment :smileypul

[Stefani24]

Bah, I thougt you meant austrians :p

[[DUcK]]

:d

[Reini68]

Bah, I thougt you meant austrians :p
It's not the whole world that confuses Austria and Australia, just the part thats over the Northern Atlantic Ocean. :x

[duke_toaster]

Reini, you wanted to be Australians. However, you went to Aldi and they sold out of some of the letters!

[boosterfire]

So do you guys all barrack for Obama? :shy:

(Actually, I'd kind of wish I had a crazy english accent)

[Electrik Kar]

proper ripper

lol wat?

[The Moose]

Not a bad jail you Brits sent us to. Thanks! :thumb:

Yup, we fu***d up royally on that one.

Should have left all the crims on this dreary little island and all pissed off down under ourselves.

[amp88]

Throw another shrimp on the barbie and get me another Fosters.

[G!NhO]

throw Another Shrimp On The Barbie
Lol :d

[Mp3 Astra]

Aww crikey, mah surfboard is rippin' up the tide like a shark?

[ATC Quicksilver]

Aww crikey, mah surfboard is rippin' up the tide like a shark?

More like a Stingray :saythat:

[tenmantaylor]

i need to get wet asap

pronounced eeeeeeeeesip :)

[Electrik Kar]

Ahh, watch and learn (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=mCDXWjFbz2U) boys...

[G!NhO]

Whats a Kiwi? i only know this (http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2117294/40709822.Kiwi-main_Full.jpg) and this (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/images/060217_kiwi.jpg). :p

[AlienT.]

Great song that someone posted on Danowats 'visiting Aussie' thread.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE


yes i know i've posted this twice.....senile dimensia I tell ya!

[Becky Rose]

Well apart from using our flag
Let me see now, you put the Union flag knicked from the Brits in the corner, like the Americans put stars in the corner of theirs, then to hide the fact you stole the idea from the yanks you put the stars in the larger area of the flag.

At least the Kiwi's where a bit more subtle and changed the colours on the stars.

[boosterfire]

'Gotta understand the poor folks, they more or less got kicked out of G-B, right? At least they wanted to keep a part of it on their flag. Then they just added a couple of stars that look like a question mark, and voila, you've got the perfect dominion flag. We in Canada just didn't bother and used the Union Jack for 60 years before putting it in the top left corner for a 100 more. Huzzah for the leaf!

[AlienT.]

'Gotta understand the poor folks, they more or less got kicked out of G-B, right? At least they wanted to keep a part of it on their flag. Then they just added a couple of stars that look like a question mark, and voila, you've got the perfect dominion flag. We in Canada just didn't bother and used the Union Jack for 60 years before putting it in the top left corner for a 100 more. Huzzah for the leaf!


So now you have a lumping great red cannabis leaf on your flag :)

[boosterfire]

It's a maple leaf, and it's bloody original, thank you :D

Besides, "Its adoption in 1965 marked the first time a national flag had been officially adopted to replace the Union Flag".

[Becky Rose]

Rebellious colonials, we shoulda sent more of you over the top - but the Jerries ran out of bullets after the 8th wave :(

[Crashgate3]

'When colonials go bad' :D

[duke_toaster]

Sounds like a C5 programme :D

[richo]

I hope our new PM is an Obama man,the old Pm used to rim George Bush on a regular basis. Dont know a whole lot about American politics but surely Mcain and Palin are comedy relief?

Flamin mongrels a wallaby stole my dingo!

[amp88]

Ya flamin galar, get me a tinnie.

[G!NhO]

All the aussies came from the outback

[bandaid]

I kent chew chups.

Lots of Aussies on most nights at ProRacingRoom#1, plus check out MNR as mentioned earlier!

"well that's shut."

[richo]

Come to http://arseforums.com/phpBB/index.php for more aussieness than Paul Hogan eating a wombat while fornicating with a koala!

[AlienT.]

Got to be said though that you Aussies have a sense of humor......well all except Klutch :)....hmm

[nismoCat]

Throw another shrimp on the barbie and get me another Fosters.

We don't even drink fosters here, we export our shit beer! lol

[Crashgate3]

Just rack off, you dag :razz:

[aoun]

hey hey!!

am i too late? :D

[Gunn]

Let me see now, you put the Union flag knicked from the Brits in the corner, like the Americans put stars in the corner of theirs, then to hide the fact you stole the idea from the yanks you put the stars in the larger area of the flag.

At least the Kiwi's where a bit more subtle and changed the colours on the stars.Actually, many of us despise the union jack being part of the flag, but since we are still a part of the Commonwealth it remains there. Burn the flag I say!

Throw another shrimp on the barbie and get me another Fosters.We don't call them shrimp, they're called prawns, but Hoges had to say "shrimp" in the tourism ad aired in the US because it was decided that the word "prawn" would not mean anything to the yanks.
Hardly any Aussie drinks Fosters either as it is considered to be on par with goat's piss. Most punters would rather crack open a slab of almost any other brand of the amber fluid. :)

Anyways, there's a few too many jumbucks in me tucker bag so I'm off to the thunder box to give birth to a big brown baby boy.

[STROBE]

I'm off to the thunder box to give birth to a big brown baby boy.
Awesome. I'm gonna have to start using that phrase. :D

Oh, and to those discussing the Union flag being part of the Oz flag, it was hardly their choice. It's called empire, mwuahaha. We owned j00. :)

[farcar]

Just rack off, you dag :razz:

GOLD! Made me laugh, that one.
Something a typical Aussie bogan might have said in the 70s or 80s. :thumb:

[amp88]

We don't call them shrimp, they're called prawns, but Hoges had to say "shrimp" in the tourism ad aired in the US because it was decided that the word "prawn" would not mean anything to the yanks.
Hardly any Aussie drinks Fosters either as it is considered to be on par with goat's piss. Most punters would rather crack open a slab of almost any other brand of the amber fluid. :)


Yep, I was playing to the stereotypes.

[Gunn]

Yep, I was playing to the stereotypes.Np, just keeping it real :D

[buusap]

XD
IM AUSSIE
though im azn

ABC FTW:thumb:

[LewX]

Throw another shrimp on the barbie and get me another Fosters.

Haha Fosters...is that stuff still around?

[Crashgate3]

"We have them back home - they're called Bullfrogs."

"That's a funny name. I'd have called it a 'Chuzwozzer'".

[tenmantaylor]

Tell me mooer, tell me mooer!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T2dxCoNFH00

[[DUcK]]

Tell me mooer, tell me mooer!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T2dxCoNFH00
omg! :ices_rofl

[burn4u]

Don't make me break out the thong's and the flannie, darn i need a beer where's me stubbie holder:thumb:

[mcsrx]

im ooossiieee lol!

[popsy]

someone chuck another shrimp on da barbie?

[BlueFlame]

don't forget that this is where all the crooks came from in the first place :(
Answer - Went to. :razz:

[Jon606]

I'm surprised that after 64 posts no-one said the blindingly obvious answer:

Q. Where did all these aussies come from??
A. Australia.

:ices_rofl

[mickyc30]

go me! Im an aussie! and i really like chicken!

[polepositiondriver]

Count me in for Chicken too! Where abouts in Melb are you mickyc30

[pedrotski]

I wouldn't worry about joining aussie forums for lfs. Most are filled with douche bags.

[boosterfire]

Hang on, I thought you Aussies ate kangaroo, isn't that true? I heard that, like everything you taste the first time, it tastes like chicken.

Maybe you've also been deluded into thinking it was chicken while you've really been eating kangaroo for so long :tilt:

[richo]

Were probably the only nation that either culls or eats its Coat of Arms , theres something in that for everyone..

[5haz]

Australia looks like a fairly nice place, I knid of like the concept of warm sunshine and BBQs on Christmas day, why the govt haven't brought that in here I don't know.

Oh and plus, where did all these Welsh and Scottish people come from? I'm afraid you're still in the United Kingdom. :razz: :D

Runs and hides from angry taffys :razz:

[Gunn]

Hang on, I thought you Aussies ate kangaroo, isn't that true?
Some people think it's cruel, but the reality is that if we don't eat the kangaroos, they will eat us.

[bandaid]

Some people think it's cruel, but the reality is that if we don't eat the kangaroos, they will eat us.

Between 'roos and drop bears, most Aussies sleep with one eye open.

[polepositiondriver]

Were probably the only nation that either culls or eats its Coat of Arms , theres something in that for everyone..

Well it is true, but we are one of few that actually put animals in our coat of arms haha. Maybe thats why we are nearly the most obese nation, because every time we look at our coat of arms we remember food.

[farcar]

Were probably the only nation that either culls or eats its Coat of Arms

... and use the shield as a plate. :)

[Stefani24]

All the aussies came from the outback
And you came from your hole deep in the woods.
PLEASE go back there.

[V3NOMOUS]

Roo is probably the best meat in Australia :), I hunt Roo's and eat their meat cause its good for you?!?! (Well I think it is) And I think you mean All Aussie sleep with one eye open whilst holding the .222 as they wait for the Roo's shadow to appear in the Full moons light :P

[!RAM!]

*sneezes*
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=iaRInq9c93E

[i_MAXIBON]

oh mans i am being attacked by a drop-bear

DROP-BEEAARRRRGGGGHH!HH!H!


ok, lunge-cat then. originally im from the isle of wight though :)

[ohbugger]

I'm a wombat. Eats, roots and leaves. :smileypul:nod:





LOL joined Dec '03 - First post here is this

[Klutch]

Pfft, go koala's.


Eat leaves n sleep all day and night around your food!


now THATS a life

[ohbugger]

Pfft, go koala's.


Eat leaves n sleep all day and night around your food!


now THATS a life

Hmmm, not sure you quite cought the meaning of the wombats life. :x

[Glenn67]

Hmmm, not sure you quite cought the meaning of the wombats life. :x

:D not everybody is a sex addict m8 :p although seeing as klutch is at a time where hormones are high I'd think he would be :razz:

I'm a Dingo... I dingo up north some time, then i dingo down perth. I gonna go tassi but i dingo afterward :x

[MAD3.0LT]

so what they said was true? :razz: WELCOME AUSSIES! there a great bunch of guys on servers, quite funny too, just um.. short temperment :smileypul


u making fun of me BOY!!!!!

[Klutch]

hmm...
you know, now that i read over it...

i dont get why i didnt understand it before...


still

eating and sleeping all day and night > sex

[amp88]

Two Aussie mates meet down the pub one night. One tells the other he's planning on going on a camping trip. So, wanting to know how he's going to get there he asks the guy what route he's taking. The guy replies "Oh, just the wife. She may not be the best but she's stood by me all these years."

Boom boom.

[AlienT.]

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.
The Italian says, "When i have finished making love to my girl,
she levitates six inches from the bed."
The Frenchman says, "That's nothing! After 6 hours of continuous
love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!"
The Australian says: "Streuth mate, when I've finished 'rooting'
me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me cock on the curtains...and
she goes through the ****ing roof!!"

[mickyc30]

Count me in for Chicken too! Where abouts in Melb are you mickyc30
Im in good old Frankston u?

[V3NOMOUS]

2 Scots walk into a Bar... "Ouch" :P. Being a Koala would be even better if they had G25 Racing Wheels and huge ***king computers that can do anything they want :D.

Sleep - Play LFS - Eat - Sex - Sleep for the next 24 Hrs - Play LFS. I wanna be a koala with that kind of setup :P

[vl_turbo]

whats the matter dingo get ya baby! OI OI OI!!!!

[senn]

damn can't believe this topic is still almost at the top heh, been away for a week and only just checked back

and BTW

http://i35.tinypic.com/rjflfp.jpg

[AlienT.]

Now that is brilliant! :ices_rofl

[arrowkart4]

aiiiiiiiight. imma aussie. if u aussies and nz guys want some fun, go here >>>http://www.ozbee-racing.com/phpbb/index.php register yourself and your in for some fun racing on monday nights.




this is pretty much australia>>>>>>>http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

[Rotary]

The state penitentiary?

*runs for cover (and the comfort of a sheep she's just wrestled free from the claws of a Kiwi)*

bastard :D

[MAD3.0LT]

whats the matter dingo get ya baby! OI OI OI!!!!


lol give me ur turbo u dam roo fuker :D


ps www.calaisturbo.com.au ?

[Klutch]

lol give me ur turbo u dam roo fuker :D


ps www.calaisturbo.com.au (http://www.calaisturbo.com.au) ?
pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhht tu tu tu tu


SIK FLUTTER BRA!
GOT DA FULLEH SIK DOZEZ ULEH?

[Damo74]

SIK FLUTTER BRA!
GOT DA FULLEH SIK DOZEZ ULEH?


Eh, wait a sec, gotta chop my seat real low, and put me cap on backwards.....

[Klutch]

cut springs bro?

[floodan]

Hilltop Hoods Rules!

[polepositiondriver]

I'm from Melbourne, not part of any leagues as yet but I am starting one at some stage for www.polepositiondriver.com

Hows everyones weekend?

[Agent_Orange]

AUS represent!

*also from Melbourne

[S14 DRIFT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI This is where they all came from.

[MAD3.0LT]

cut springs bro?

jajajajaj

i got a VL Turbo :)


no cut springs here ;)

custom kingsprings made just for me 450 LB's progresive's

ps i know this is useless infomation but QR time attack FTW

AM: CLUBMAN CIRCUIT



Rank Car No Initials Colour Car Time
1 12 SO Blue M3 01:00.23
2 20 MB Red EVO IX 01:01.25
3 25 RP Red EVO 01:01.29
4 13 BC Silver EVO IX 01:01.68
5 11 MR Black EVO IX 01:02.07
6 18 GP White Supra 01:02.09
7 15 PA Black R33 GTST 01:02.80
8 16 AA Green VC Comm 01:03.51
9 7 JW White M3 Tour 01:03.83
10 34 RV White VK Comm 01:03.92
11 64 MW White 180sx 01:04.76
12 50 AL Silver Boxter S 01:04.87
13 35 RA Red R33 GTST 01:04.99
14 33 JN Black R33 GTST 01:05.32
15 38 PA White VH Comm 01:05.82
16 70 JM Black XR6 Turbo 01:06.15
17 66 CR Red VN Comm 01:06.74
18 56 JE Black WRX Hatch 01:07.27
19 61 MO Blue R33 GTST 01:07.53
20 46 DK Red MX-5 SE 01:07.61
21 47 PR Maroon R32 GTR 01:07.69
22 24 BH Red VX SS 01:07.88
23 39 DN White Racer 01:07.89
24 31 DA Black Ute 01:08.13
25 36 MR Red VN Comm 01:08.15
26 52 RM Grey R32 GTST 01:08.21
27 44 TD Red MX-5 01:08.51
28 48 AK Black SS Ute 01:10.02
29 58 JG Black R34 GTT 01:10.67
30 54 LK Silver MX-5 01:11.28
31 60 KW Black MG TF 01:11.42
32 42 GB Red E30 318i 01:12.40
33 27 MF White Crewcar 01:13.06
34 29 SS Grey Falcon 01:13.34
35 71 DA Green Accord 01:15.04

AM: NATIONAL CIRCUIT

Rank Car No Initials Colour Car Time
1 20 MB Red EVO IX 01:22.67
2 12 SO Blue M3 01:22.73
3 18 GP White Supra 01:23.25
4 25 RP Red EVO 01:23.31
5 14 BD Silver EVO IX 01:23.45
6 13 BC Silver EVO IX 01:23.63
7 11 MR Black EVO IX 01:23.99
8 16 AA Green VC Comm 01:26.97
9 50 AL Silver Boxter S 01:27.80
10 34 RV White VK Comm 01:28.05
11 35 RA Red R33 GTST 01:28.47
12 64 MW White 180sx 01:28.96
13 38 PA White VH Comm 01:29.10
14 39 DN White Racer 01:30.55
15 47 PR Maroon R32 GTR 01:32.21
16 56 JE Black WRX Hatch 01:32.27
17 70 JM Black XR6 Turbo 01:32.52
18 46 DK Red MX-5 SE 01:32.94
19 36 MR Red VN Comm 01:33.88
20 61 MO Blue R33 GTST 01:33.99
21 44 TD Red MX-5 01:35.39
22 48 AK Red SS 01:36.56
23 58 JG Black R34 GTT 01:36.86
24 27 MF White Crewcar 01:38.85
25 54 LK Silver MX-5 01:39.65
26 29 SS Grey Falcon 01:41.12
27 60 KW Black MG TF 01:42.43
28 71 DA Green Accord 01:43.08

PM: CLUBMAN CIRCUIT

Rank Car No Initials Colour Car Time
1 19 MG Grey R32 GTR 01:00.94 ( Has run a 51 on sprint and ran a 59 at TBUSKA in japan)
2 21 DH Purple Supra V8 01:01.09 ( Twin turbo V8 making 700+ RWHP)
3 11 MR Black EVO IX 01:01.17
4 12 SO Blue M3 01:01.21
5 13 BC Silver EVO IX 01:01.62
6 14 BD Silver EVO IX 01:01.67
7 40 NW White R34 GTR 01:02.66 (AWESOME ROAD CAR NOTHING STRIPED)
8 30 AC Yellow Ultima 01:04.00 (ULTIMA GTR WITH NOS)
9 16 AA Green VC Comm 01:04.13
10 34 RV White VK Comm 01:04.13
11 37 RG White Datsun 01:04.24 (AWESOME TIME FOR 150 RWHP)
12 41 DM White R32 GTR 01:04.35
13 35 RA Red R33 GTST 01:04.66
14 33 JN Black R33 GTST 01:04.77
15 65 BM Gun Metal R32 GTR 01:05.33
16 69 PS Grey Westfield 01:06.00 (AWESOME TIME AROUND 180 RW HP)
17 24 BH Red VX SS 01:06.02
18 51 SJ Grey R32 GTR 01:06.08
19 38 PA White VH Comm 01:06.37
20 45 JM Blue WRX STI 01:07.71
21 47 PR Maroon R32 GTR 01:07.80
22 26 WC Black GTST 01:08.27
23 49 AN Gun Metal GTR 01:08.74
24 61 MO Blue R33 GTST 01:08.80
25 23 SH Black R8 Club 01:08.87
26 57 NT Black R33 GTST 01:08.90
27 46 DK Red MX-5 SE 01:09.94
28 32 GH Black DC2 T-R 01:09.95
29 63 RH White VL Comm 01:10.89 (MY CAR WITH SERIOUS BRAKE FADE)
30 67 AK Black S13 01:12.09
31 53 NL White R33 GTST 01:13.18
32 28 EZ Black R33 GTS 01:13.85
33 71 DA Green Accord 01:14.37
34 72 GM Green 240K 01:15.17
35 59 CG Blue R33 GTST 01:15.67
36 100 PR White Skyline 01:15.87

PM: SPRINT CIRCUIT

Rank Car No Initials Colour Car Time
1 14 BD Silver EVO IX 00:58.72
2 40 NW White R34 GTR 00:58.88
3 12 SO Blue M3 00:59.11
4 21 DH Purple Supra V8 00:59.30
5 11 MR Black EVO IX 00:59.31
6 41 DM White R32 GTR 01:00.53
7 37 RG White Datsun 01:01.01
8 51 SJ Grey R32 GTR 01:01.49
9 69 PS Grey Westfield 01:01.69
10 35 RA Red R33 GTST 01:02.47
11 45 JM Blue WRX STI 01:04.28
12 57 NT Black R33 GTST 01:04.41
13 26 WC Black GTST 01:04.47
14 61 MO Blue R33 GTST 01:05.15
15 49 AN Gun Metal GTR 01:05.47
16 32 GH Black DC2 T-R 01:06.11
17 63 RH White VL Comm 01:07.50 (MY CAR WITH SERIOUS BRAKE FADE AGAIN)
18 58 JG Black R34 GTT 01:07.87
19 28 EZ Black R33 GTS 01:09.88
20 59 CG Blue R33 GTST 01:12.51
21 72 GM Green 240K 01:16.13