Blonde Question.....and newbie.... [Archive]

Jewell

21st March 2008, 18:43

JO53PHS

21st March 2008, 18:45

totally random how i found this...

was watching police shit on youtube...

and found this link basically cop cars and pit manouvers and it was this game!

Downloaded the demo...

but i want the cop cars etc...

How do i get them and what do i have to buy?

Thanks.

http://www.lfs.net/?page=shop

Buy the S2 license. You don't get 'cop cars' but you can download Sirens and police skins etc :)

AndroidXP

21st March 2008, 18:47

No cop cars and no buying stuff in this game, I fear. Maybe it was just someone using a car skin (texture) that looked like a cop car? Maybe a link to the video would clear things up :)

The Radness

21st March 2008, 18:48

:splando:

Technique

21st March 2008, 18:48

This is a racing simulator - police vehicles are not part of the game. It's possible to create a car skin so that it looks similar to a police car, but that's about it. You might want to try the Need For Speed series.

Edit... what they said ^^^ .. you guys must type faster than me..

Rooble

21st March 2008, 18:50

First post on a new forum and he opens it up with

'was watching police shit on youtube...'

I feel violated.

Jewell

21st March 2008, 19:18

heres the vid...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2bO07IzfeV4

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2kbSyN1CT94

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3lY7naycM

Hope that clears it up.

Bob Smith

21st March 2008, 19:20

The first video is ancient.

Anyway, that's just police skins and a custom horn sound, with some people folloming some rules. It's nothing that is natively in LFS.

Jewell

21st March 2008, 19:24

Sorry for your ruinning your evenings....

I obviously upset some of you lot on here.....

How about you lick my balls in return?

Technique

21st March 2008, 19:28

i volunteer bob. nice meeting you too. :)

SamH

21st March 2008, 19:29

Grr.. okay, Bob it is :(
I was ready with the marshmallows, I'll have you know, and I give out free beer around the camp fire too, not like Bob! :(

RacerAsh3

21st March 2008, 19:34

Lmao, i remember our [TC]'s first video, the days of USA :P

But yea, buy S2, and there are 'cruise/cops 'n' robbber servers which invove police chases n stuff.

petercollins

21st March 2008, 19:38

Sorry for your ruinning your evenings....

I obviously upset some of you lot on here.....

How about you lick my balls in return?

"Police shit...lick my balls....."

Grow up you clown.

Jewell

21st March 2008, 20:03

"Police shit...lick my balls....."

Grow up you clown.

you guys in here live sheltered lives i see.....

zeugnimod

21st March 2008, 20:09

Is it this guy again that comes on the forum every 3 or 3 months asking a harmless question in the first posts and then starts doubling the amount of swear words and insults with every post until he gets banned? :D

spankmeyer

21st March 2008, 20:12

shiny_red_cobra

21st March 2008, 20:12

you guys in here live sheltered lives i see.....

Are you saying we should all be like you? No thanks, I like it here just the way it is.

MattxMosh

21st March 2008, 20:52

you guys in here live sheltered lives i see.....

I believe you meant to say civil, not sheltered.

SamH

21st March 2008, 20:55

you guys in here live sheltered lives i see.....
Regardless, you're simply in breach of our forum's rules. Either sort it out or we'll help you out.
1) When I post a message on this forum, I will do my very best to write in a polite manner and not use foul language and / or insult an individual or group of people.

You've simply failed to keep to the agreement, despite agreeing to it. Sort it out and grow up a bit more.

Luke.S

21st March 2008, 20:59

lol sam then every one else swears instead.

garph

21st March 2008, 20:59

Guy, LFS is a racing simulator, other things can be done with it but if you're looking to buy it for the reasons you've stated then you really are not looking for LFS at all, you want a totally different game.

And if you are the guy who comes here every once in a while and starts of topics in a normal way then goes totally mental all of a sudden then :shrug:

Bob Smith

21st March 2008, 21:55

How about you lick my balls in return?
If you dip them in chocolate I'll consider it. ;) Or if you prefer maple syrup, any of our Canadian members. I've heard BBT is quite partial to it.

Hankstar

21st March 2008, 22:43

I thought mods were meant to lock threads like this, not participate in them. Or, at least, participate in them a little bit and then lock them, so as to have the last word :D

SamH

21st March 2008, 23:08

Truth is, all day I've been on the verge of banning Jewell, locking the thread, editing his "lick my" line to "I'm a transvestite from Doncaster and my name is Derek" and stickying the thread :shrug:

Shotglass

21st March 2008, 23:11

maybe you could put his head on a shapened stick too and place it somewhere on the main forum page

SamH

21st March 2008, 23:12

I guess I'm thinking more like Tristan these days, but I'm in the digital age rather than dark age :scratchch :tilt:

Hankstar

21st March 2008, 23:24

Truth is, all day I've been on the verge of banning Jewell, locking the thread, editing his "lick my" line to "I'm a transvestite from Doncaster and my name is Derek" and stickying the thread :shrug:...which is what I would've done straight away, so it's probably a good thing I'm not a mod :)

petercollins

22nd March 2008, 01:14

It's the sheer arrogance and stupidity that annoys me. He sees a quick video on youtube and then posts a question straight away that he expects a coherent, polite reply too, despite the fact he has done nothing at all to merit any generosity from any of the LFS community.

If he was genuinely interested, he would have at least done a bit of research on this forum first which would have answered all his questions.

The "must have it now" generation is gonna meet its own end when this generation gets tired of giving and never receiving.

rant over :)

Technique

22nd March 2008, 01:34

I didn't have a problem with his question and we answered his question within minutes after he posted. I wasn't exactly expecting his odd reply. Perhaps he took my Need For Speed advice as an insult? :) I thought I was being helpful. I don't know too many other car games with police.. but then again I don't play console games.

Jonas8431

22nd March 2008, 02:43

i have a headache:zzz:

dontsimon

22nd March 2008, 02:56

I like the guy.

Jewell

22nd March 2008, 08:59

If you dip them in chocolate I'll consider it. ;) Or if you prefer maple syrup, any of our Canadian members. I've heard BBT is quite partial to it.

someone with a sense of humour...

good man....

love it.

No im not the pikey psycho that comes in every few months.....now that is sad.

i could of used the words,****,****,**** **** and ***** *******....all i said was lick my balls...and people start crying....

Petercollings,

Lazy generation....Are you having a giggle?

Talk about jumping to conclusions...im no pc pro did look around,obviously not hard enough.

Lazy....i just completed a 30 mile endurance run with a bergen+weapon weighing a total of 70 pounds in 7 and abit hours across dartmoor ...target is 8 hours.

maybe i haven't got the time and effort to sit on the pc all evening when i could be doing something more physically constructive hence the thread.

Jeez.....

hrtburnout

22nd March 2008, 09:49

LiveForBoobs

22nd March 2008, 10:09

Jewell: You asked for help. The others explained the situation, and that there's actually no such thing as a police mod. As a reward for their help, you tell them to lick your balls.

That's not very polite, is it?

I'm not excusing him, but they weren't very polite either. As for the question on the 1st post, you can find these "cops" which aren't more than regular cars with sirens and police painting, on cruise servers, which try to simulate a city and all its containings (in terms of driving matter).

JO53PHS

22nd March 2008, 10:11

http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/0cf25c6b83a57492bc2f0bdafb0589eaa09c61e.gif

Jewell

22nd March 2008, 10:20

I'm not excusing him, but they weren't very polite either. As for the question on the 1st post, you can find these "cops" which aren't more than regular cars with sirens and police painting, on cruise servers, which try to simulate a city and all its containings (in terms of driving matter).

yeah i wasn't either....true....

but i didn't jump to conclusions that your all old sad men playing computer games....and some did about me.....

people talking about lazy generation after reading about 5 lines typed by myself...what a joke....

Thank you for the answers....i have them all now.

Thanks for the help...

Except the older generation...im 22 so anyone above 35 with negative comments should maybe get out more.

harjun

22nd March 2008, 19:47

you guys in here live sheltered lives i see.....
i like you :)

dawesdust_12

22nd March 2008, 22:24

Way to reuse what someone said 3 posts prior. So original.

tinvek

23rd March 2008, 02:29

best thread i've read in ages and for what its worth im 44 and think jewell's reply was priceless.:thumb:

so what if he speaks or types a rather different form of english than what some of us were brought up with ? and i'm sure that "lick my balls" isn't particularly offensive with his age group, its just differing values, to my grandparents gay meant happy, to my generation it meant homosexual to my step daughter it means somethings sad so you can imagine the confusion that could result if her great grandparents were alive and discussing a film with her and me and described it as being very gay !!

Rdcranno

23rd March 2008, 04:42

Got to admit, the lick my balls shit made me laugh. So Jewell, hows Lympstone?

chanoman315

23rd March 2008, 04:56

Got to admit, the lick my balls shit made me laugh. So Jewell, hows Lympstone?
same to me, and more the answer of Bob Smith :D thats :rofl:

Rdcranno

23rd March 2008, 05:07

oh aye, bobs was a beauty!!

Jewell

23rd March 2008, 12:33

rdcranno,

Not at lympstone yet mate....go there very shortly.:)

being from a british military and police background aka the backbone of traditional england...i have alot of marine friends my age and my fathers/brothers so i had the chance of experiencing it with other recruits...

as well as the other commando tests.....

Im born for this shite :)

Tinvek got it right on the head,different people,different phrases.....

it what makes the world go round.....

Stang70Fastback

23rd March 2008, 14:27

Well, I'm 19, and that "lick my balls" comment came across as very rude and impolite to me. So I guess it's something you British kids find silly??

Have to say, VERY entertaining thread.

Jewell

23rd March 2008, 15:35

Well, I'm 19, and that "lick my balls" comment came across as very rude and impolite to me. So I guess it's something you British kids find silly??

Have to say, VERY entertaining thread.

Mate your american....
You cant shoot straight let alone think straight....

So its to no surprise that you dont understand it.....

Best of british sense of humour,the americans would find offensive.

SamH

23rd March 2008, 15:40

..which is fine, Jewell, as long as you remember that this is an international forum. You clearly know the cultural differences exist, so there's absolutely no excuse if anything you say is offensive to others. You have to make an effort to be acceptable. Slacking, being offensive, and blaming issues on other people being different from you would be doubly disrespectful.

Luke.S

23rd March 2008, 15:43

translation of sams post for noobs. If you are a racist di*k i will ban your ar*e quicker than you can say sorry.

rich uk

23rd March 2008, 15:57

Jewell The manliest of all names!

Welcome! :ghostie:

Jewell

23rd March 2008, 16:12

translation of sams post for noobs. If you are a racist di*k i will ban your ar*e quicker than you can say sorry.

Well worded sam,not like the muppet above me....Jeez you lot do jump on the band waggon quickly dont ya????

keyboard warrior luke.....Please keep it to the playground big man.....

And dick,yeah sorry for not having a manly name....

but with it being my family surname...i like to keep it in use....

Luke.S

23rd March 2008, 16:44

Who do you think your calling a muppet thats the translation of what sam said but in noob terms.

zeugnimod

23rd March 2008, 16:47

Who do you think your calling a muppet thats the translation of what sam said but in noob terms.

Not in noob terms but in "immature including a high ratio of swear words" terms.

Rdcranno

23rd March 2008, 16:54

Jewell

23rd March 2008, 16:55

Who do you think your calling a muppet thats the translation of what sam said but in noob terms.

atleast he worded his sentence like an adult....

except his post where he said i was on the verge of banning me after 3 posts....that was quality.....entertainment at its best.

Your like the guy that stands behind his bigger brother and shouts insults at the person opposite....and hides when it gets violent.

and stop saying noob...its so text/chav like....

"m8 ur so kol innit,i wish i was u"

:really::shrug:

I also come from a Army background, couple of years time i may consider joining. Paras or RM. Good luck do us proud :thumbsup:

yeah there the 2 i would only join for infantry mate....if you want to be a foot soldier,why not be the best? and they certainly are.

pb32000

23rd March 2008, 17:07

Whey another example of how a straightforward question gets vaguely answered then (some members of) the LFS community essentially put off a potential customer. Good work team.

I for one found lick my balls funny, hell just because it's a forum doesn't mean it's any more sheltered than 'real life', I believe the age limit of 13 is there for that reason. If you feel offended by it, maybe I duno... get the hell over it?

I honestly think that if a potential customer takes a look at this forum before making a decision, they are more likely to not bother. Call it a 'tight-knitted' community, call it fanboyism or whatever you will, I've never seen a forum with such hostility. I guess it comes from the nature of the subject (online gaming) and the age group of the users, however it's most immature.

zeugnimod

23rd March 2008, 17:10

Whey another example of how a straightforward question gets vaguely answered then (some members of) the LFS community essentially put off a potential customer. Good work team.

Read posts #2, 3, 5 and 8. That's all there is to be said about the topic IMO. Not vaguely answered.

He then decides to make a post that is uncalled for.

IMO.

Matt0snap

23rd March 2008, 17:13

LOL...best thread ever...
I read a bumper sticker today I thought I'd post it here..

Jewell, "If you don't stand behind our troops...feel free to stand infront of them."

March Hare

23rd March 2008, 17:18

LfS forums are not that hostile.

Try a crooze or "tuning" forum.

On the other hand. Do we really want a person to join the S2 ranks who tells other people to lick his balls?

@Jewell
If you want to differentiate yourself from chavism then maybe you should use capital letters where they are due.