Funniest Forum Personality

[DeadWolfBones]

:D

(Please note that I did not personally select the nominees for each category. There was a nomination period (http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=34740) in which anyone could submit nominations. With a few exceptions, the nominees in these polls were those who received more than one nomination each in the given category. For a full explanation of the process used to select the nominees, look here (http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=35285).)

============================

Honorable Mentions (all with one nomination each):

JTbo
SamH
tristancliffe
appiepils

[thisnameistaken]

Lots of my favourites didn't get a mention. Hankstar, Shotglass, ATC Quicksilver and Hyperactive immediately spring to mind. And I think Xaotik must go straight over the heads of most people here. He is the Chris Morris of the LFS forums.

Also, as much as I appreciate the votes I am a little disappointed that nobody wants to actively discuss how hilarious I am.

[mcintyrej]

Epic Boobs!

[GianniC]

Z ftw! :D

[zeugnimod]

:shy:

[th84]

Why would anyone vote for the guy who smells of elderberries (or whatever it was).

I wouldnt vote for Kev either, he can be quite an ass at times.

I dont know who Xaotic is, so he/she gets my vote!

[DeadWolfBones]

I voted zeug. :tilt:

[thisnameistaken]

I wouldnt vote for Kev either, he can be quite an ass at times.

He's still sulking because I wouldn't join his gay team.

[th84]

LoL!

[Jakg]

Kev, Spankymeyer, Hankstar and Xoatik all deserve a vote imo.

[Dennis93]

i go Zeug :P

[Mazz4200]

Kev, Spankymeyer, Hankstar and Xoatik all deserve a vote imo.
+ Shotglass and Tristan, but i think Kev just shades it for the sheer quotability of his oneliners. There you go Kev actively discussed.

[joen]

Zeug, I like his dry sense of humour :)

[Hyperactive]

Funniest forum personality can been in so many ways. I think the most funniest guy ever was the guy who posted here few years ago. He seriously thought that LFS should be free because he just didn't feel like paying for it. It always brings the smile on my face when I think about it, a bit like thinking about Kev falling in stairs :chefsmili

Kev's oneliners are good stuff, just like spanky's stuff. Rooble is funny too but that's different.

[spankmeyer]

I'm holding on to my vote, tell me who's winning?

EDIT: Nevermind!

EDIT2: Before this thread downward spirals into 'all the nominees try to act cool, use dry humor and then spend their nights biting their nails and weeping from the tension', I'd like to say:









Dikbutt.



:confused:

[thisnameistaken]

I told him to say "Dikbutt". :nod:

[Shotglass]

And I think Xaotik must go straight over the heads of most people here.

i would have voted for him but he was either absent for half of the year or not active in any of the threads i read (i actually missed him)
point is because of his (percieved?) absence you got the most laughs out of me this year

[zeugnimod]

31 people with no sense of humour so far. :D

[DeadWolfBones]

make that 32.

[AndroidXP]

Dikbutt.

:confused:
NSFW(?) (http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q255/TristanPEJ/dickbutt.jpg)

[DeadWolfBones]

NSFW(?) (http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q255/TristanPEJ/dickbutt.jpg)

You just won this thread without even being nominated.

[Electrik Kar]

Kev, Spankymeyer, Hankstar and Xoatik all deserve a vote imo.


They deserve their own show imo :D

[spankmeyer]

You just won this thread without even being nominated.

Unless it's machine code, he won nothing.


Don't go Googling, kids...

[BlueFlame]

Spanky, you know i voted for you dood, Kev, you came close 2nd:thumbsup:

[AndroidXP]

Unless it's machine code, he won nothing.Ah-ha, an insider. :D

[wark]

The funniest is, was, and will always be kidcodea. :tombstone

[dawesdust_12]

I say that all forumers have no senses of humour!

I should have shit-kicked this poll, I knew I should have made more fake accounts!

[thisnameistaken]

Shut up and get busy making my victory avatar.

[spankmeyer]

You bastard.

But I do have vastly superior humor/post count ratio.

[thisnameistaken]

Sorry, can't talk now, I'm in make-up; I'll get one of my people to send you a nice autographed portrait.

[spankmeyer]

Sorry, can't talk now, I'm in make-up; I'll get one of my people to send you a nice autographed portrait.

Just sit in a pile of make up. Your face, your ass - what's the difference?

Any extra points for slipping in a Duke Nukem quote?

[dawesdust_12]

Kev, we can't find your lipstick! Where did you put it this time?

[Hyperactive]

Just sit in a pile of make up. Your face, your ass - what's the difference?

Any extra points for slipping in a Duke Nukem quote?

Roflols :D

[xaotik]

Uh, is this the place I can apply for a "Most Mis-spelled Username In A Year-End Award" nomination?

EDIT:
btw - not even an honourable mention for Hankstar? Tsk, tsk... Kev it is then.

[DeadWolfBones]

That certainly was sloppy of me. :shy:

[Funnybear]

WHAT!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
WHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!

No Nomination for Moi?

I must be slacking. Gawdammit.

Might have to go off an sulk for a few weeks now . . . Not Hippy.

*Edit* I mean there is even a clue in the name. 'Funny'bear. That must count for something surely. All those hours i gave to coming up with witty repostes, trivial banter and entertaining shenanigans. I have also written my acceptance speech. And that took some doing to get it below 3 hours I can tell you.

Right, thats it. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

P.S. Anyone with a law degree here?

[dawesdust_12]

Funny, We just didn't have a category for "Best Novelist" :)

[Gunn]

WHAT!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
WHHHAAAAATTTTT!!!!

No Nomination for Moi?

I must be slacking. Gawdammit.

Might have to go off an sulk for a few weeks now . . . Not Hippy.

*Edit* I mean there is even a clue in the name. 'Funny'bear. That must count for something surely. All those hours i gave to coming up with witty repostes, trivial banter and entertaining shenanigans. I have also written my acceptance speech. And that took some doing to get it below 3 hours I can tell you.

Right, thats it. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

P.S. Anyone with a law degree here?Even though these types of end of year awards are always just a small slice of the community voting for an even smaller slice of the community, and therefore perhaps globally unrepresentative ...... let's face facts, at the end of the day... you're just a bear.

[hrtburnout]

..

Don't worry. We're just voting for second place here. We already know that you're the best :smileypul

:tilt:

[Gunn]

I voted for Dustin. Even though I don't actually consider him the funniest forum personality, nor even the funniest personality in the poll list, but in about a year's time I reckon he'll be an absolute riot. So my vote (and the encouragement award) goes to Dawsey. He's comin' to get you clowns.


:jester:

[Funnybear]

Don't worry. We're just voting for second place here. We already know that you're the best :smileypul

:tilt:

Ah well. Now you put it like. Why didn't you say so in the first place . . . .

[sgt.flippy]

I voted for ol' gall zeug :D :tilt:

Still think it's a funny name... Zeug in dutch means female pig... :scratchch

[thisnameistaken]

No Nomination for Moi?

I think they were planning a special 'Lunchtime Achievement Award'.

I voted for Dustin. Even though I don't actually consider him the funniest forum personality, nor even the funniest personality in the poll list, but in about a year's time I reckon he'll be an absolute riot.

Bring it. :p

To be honest I might retire next year - I've wasted far too much of my time in this crappy little... er, quaint... lovely forum. :x

[dawesdust_12]

Kev, you can't go! Who else will we have to go find the gay transvestite hookers for Sam?!

[thisnameistaken]

What do you mean "find"?

[sgt.flippy]

Kev, you can't go! Who else will be the gay transvestite hooker for Sam?!

What do you mean "find"?
I corrected it for you.

[dawesdust_12]

Touché.

[Funnybear]

I would join in with the scorchingly fast wit that is heating up the place but I feel I would jut be pandering to popular demand.

Maybe next time.

[FOX 1977]

Congratulations, thisnameistaken ! :thumb:

[thisnameistaken]

Thank you for your generic message, FOX 1977 ! :thumb:

[AlienT.]

Ahh! you may have won but have you read closer into the award description? I did request a copy of the prestegious award contract law from the right honourable DeadWishBones; Residing. It clearly states in Paragraph 4.3 Section. 2.9 of subseaction X11 that 'This poll is representative of people laughing at the the nominee and not with'.

So congratulations Kev :)

[sgt.flippy]

I wish I was nominated somewhere :(

[BlueFlame]

Well, you won't get much sympathy in the Funniest Forum Personality thread! :D

[Nathan_French_14]

Congrats Kev!

[hrtburnout]

I wish I was nominated somewhere :(

You can be the funniest Belgian :razz::tilt:

[thisnameistaken]

I'm sure we've got a funnier Belgian somewhere. To the polls!

[zeugnimod]

54. :rofl:

Well, thanks, that was certainly unexpected. :D

Grats to the 2 that are even funnier than me. :razz:

[sgt.flippy]

Well, you won't get much sympathy in the Funniest Forum Personality thread! :D

I'm sure we've got a funnier Belgian somewhere. To the polls!

You can be the funniest Belgian :razz::tilt:
I'll be the saddest one then :(

:tilt:

[Blackout]

Whaat! Two Germans in the funny category, AND they got votes? This has to be rigged I tell you.

[Mazz4200]

Congratulations, thisnameistaken ! :thumb:
+1 . :thumb:

[spankmeyer]

I demand a recount!

*Looks at the results again*

:(

[BlueFlame]

Whaat! Two Germans in the funny category, AND they got votes? This has to be rigged I tell you.
Well you got Finland represented! :D
Germans are too serious anyway, i think Zeug is an Alien:(

[zeugnimod]

I of course DO mean everything serious. You just think I don't. :razz:

[dawesdust_12]

zeug.

Wanker.

:)

[BlueFlame]

Wanker.

:)
Oi, that word can't be in your Vocab. You're canadian!:D

[Funnybear]

Congrats on your second place ThisNameistaken.

[hrtburnout]

Congrats on your second place ThisNameistaken.

After you, ofcourse :smileypul

[Funnybear]

*frowns quizically, goes to open mouth* . . . . . . *Finds himself speechless that the above fact was ever in doubt.**Frowns some more. Picks up a cheese sandwich and eats it*

[thisnameistaken]

The people have spoken. Most have been ignored, sure, that's democracy for you, but they've spoken, and I hereby and thereby and everywhereby declare this to be my thread, and you to be a dissenter and a traitor and your promulgations perfidious and invidious and wholly not at all cool. I thus forthrightly and forthjustly and quite forthreasonably, to be fair, declare you exiled from my thread, never to return, on pain of death.

Let this serve as a lesson to the rest of you cowardly bastards.

[dawesdust_12]

Kev, I will fight you to the death.


DEATH!!


I SHALL KILL YOU! :p

[thisnameistaken]

If you hear the sound of jackboots marching up the stairs tonight, don't be scared and whatever you do don't run, they just want to ask you some questions.

[dawesdust_12]

That's fine, I live downstairs, and I'll be awake anyways.

[Hankstar]

I pledge allegiance to Kevin. Death to traitors! Death to apostates! Death to evil-doers! Death to Dusty!
That better have earned me the propaganda minister post Kev...

[dawesdust_12]

Kev, I have shrimp on the barbey...

(aha, the secret Aussie Trap)

[thisnameistaken]

Hank: Your cowering and grovelling has found you favour. I grant you the title Hank of Tooheys, however many acres of land the Tooheys brewery occupies, and the post of Chief Sexy Chick Selector. Note that this post does not incorporate the former post of Chief Sexy Chick Tester, and testing is forbidden, on pain of death.

[Hankstar]

Not to sound ungrateful, o mighty one but: ew, Tooheys. Noone drinks that crap here mate, that's just for foreigners :D I'd much prefer to be Earl of Coopers (Which Is The Best Brewery Ever).

Anyway, first chick selected (not tested, trust me):
http://www.sff.net/people/yog/RuPaul.jpg

[DeadWolfBones]

I've enjoyed many a Coopers Best Extra Stout. Best Australian brewery I've come across, for certain.

[Hyperactive]

What for was (s)he selected? I thought Kev already had male companion... :confused:

(are those real?)

[Bob Smith]

(are those real?)
No, those eyes are obviously photoshopped on.

[sgt.flippy]

I think they're extensions.

[Hyperactive]

I think they're extensions.

You mean like mods? :tilt:

[Funnybear]

The people have spoken. Most have been ignored, sure, that's democracy for you, but they've spoken, and I hereby and thereby and everywhereby declare this to be my thread, and you to be a dissenter and a traitor and your promulgations perfidious and invidious and wholly not at all cool. I thus forthrightly and forthjustly and quite forthreasonably, to be fair, declare you exiled from my thread, never to return, on pain of death.

Let this serve as a lesson to the rest of you cowardly bastards.

Yea! *Waves fist in the air* Damn. My sandwich.

[Scrabby]

I am the funniestz0r belgian comedian yesh yesh. I p4wnz0rz u allz

lol @ fonnybone: so simple but i really lolled :cry:

[thisnameistaken]

Damn. My sandwich.

:D

[spankmeyer]

http://obviousdiversion.com/images/abe-vigoda.jpg

[Hyperactive]

http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=14631

You're late anyway:(