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the_angry_angel
27th November 2005, 00:45
....suggestions? :Looking_a

p.s. I'm bored.
Lautsprecher[NOR]
27th November 2005, 00:53
Enjoy it for as long as you can. Some day it will be gone, and you'll miss it.
MAGGOT
27th November 2005, 02:29
stand up, stretch out a little bit, race more. Repeat as necessary. :)
NotAnIllusion
27th November 2005, 02:37
Here's the solution to your probs! Good for the back & bum: Indian Nail Mattress
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/s.owen12/Sjuggle/bon2.jpg

:D
WGooden
27th November 2005, 03:22
shake dat laffy taffy
mrodgers
27th November 2005, 06:31
A good wife who will kneel behind your chair, reach around underneath you while you sit and race and give a nice light slow massage as you race :thumb: .

Hmmm, now don't you all get disgusting with the other things she could be doing :D . I was talking on topic about massaging the bum!!!
xapexcivicx
27th November 2005, 08:24
was talking on topic about massaging the bum!!!
That's what they all say :nod:
Nevermore
27th November 2005, 09:46
Get someone to rub it for you! :razz:
Nevermore
27th November 2005, 14:53
Can I have that as a slogan on my car?

Of course! :D
TaiFong
28th November 2005, 02:57
You should probably amputate it yourself before it becomes gangrenous.
Vendetta
28th November 2005, 03:02
Get off yer chair and get some excersize. Go on a bike ride do SOMETHING!
AndroidXP
28th November 2005, 07:56
Now that you know the magic of something going numb, you can start sitting on your hand. After a few minutes you will be ready to enjoy your new little helper aka. "the stranger". :x
Tweaker
28th November 2005, 09:33
Sometimes my ears go numb from not realizing I've had my headphones on too long when not in use....

Then again, the male itch is worse... :x
P5YcHoM4N
28th November 2005, 18:12
My advice is tell your boyfriend to stop using the lub with morphine in it ;)

Oh I'm witty...
Bob Smith
28th November 2005, 21:11
Quit yer job, rob a bank and flee the country, to live a life of rock 'n roll excess while bribing the local authorities as you tour the world, only to return, write a book about your experiences which will sell and give you a genuine source of income to top up your now rather depleted swag, and you become a modern hero icon in the process, eventually becoming elected city mayor, then PM, then become the first ruler of the free world, then get assasinated as a victim of your own success, and be remember for all eternity.

Either that or ring up a dirty chat line, you choose. :)