joke

[nikimere]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks..........'

'How many is a Brazillion??!'

[AndyC]

lol. i'll get some for you soon.

[AndyC]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[Tweaker]

Hahahah! I love Bush jokes :D

[OPK]

Me Too :P :P

[(SaM)]

Haha, I can already imagine the Bush joke as a flash animation on those humour sites. And the blonde joke is great too!

[Madman_CZ]

Haha, I can already imagine the Bush joke as a flash animation on those humour sites. And the blonde joke is great too!


LOL

[BlackEye]

This is not a real joke, but... for bush joke lovers:D

Search Google for "failure" and see first resoult:)

[nikimere]

This is not a real joke, but... for bush joke lovers:D

Search Google for "failure" and see first resoult:)

ha ha ha! i like it!

[Blackout]

Muahahahahahaa thats lovely :D...and 2nd from that search is Michael Moore :scratchch

[deggis]

Old joke... that Google thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb

[vari]

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he dropped in on one of the
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the
class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him
that..... would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a
great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered.
Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised hand. In a quiet voice he said:....

"If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a ****ing accident either.



:D

[tpa]

lol, this thread rocks :D


A redneck is being pulled over by the police. The police officer walks up to his car and asks: "We're searching for a rapist. Do you think you can help us?"

"Nope, sorry." the redneck answers. The police men let him drive off and take a coffee break in their car. Five minutes later the redneck comes back, knocks on the window and says: "Ok, I'll do it!" :D

[snewham]

lol, this thread rocks :D


A redneck is being pulled over by the police. The police officer walks up to his car and asks: "We're searching for a rapist. Do you think you can help us?"

"Nope, sorry." the redneck answers. The police men let him drive off and take a coffee break in their car. Five minutes later the redneck comes back, knocks on the window and says: "Ok, I'll do it!" :D


lol :thumb: